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Sudden Impact

by Dynamite Pleasure Chair

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credits

released 15 October 2013
JP Jason Power: Lead vocals
Dan Cranston: Bass guitar, backing vocals
Nick Brutal: Lead and rhythm guitar
Brett Petersen: Drums

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Track Name: I Was Once a Power Ranger
All right, rangers, IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!
DRAGONZORD!
MASTODON!
PTERODACTYL!
TRICERATOPS!
SABRETOOTH TIGER!
TYRANNOSAURUS!

I was the blue ranger, I was the blue ranger, I was the blue ranger, my name is Billy.
I fought a putty, I fought a putty, I fought a putty, and they all died.
I morphed, I morphed, I morphed, I morphed, I morphed in spandex.
And I was the green ranger, I was the green ranger, I was the green ranger, I had a ponytail.

I was once a power ranger!
And I was a power ranger who knew some kung-fu.
I was once a power ranger!
And I was once better than you!

I was the yellow ranger, I was the yellow ranger, I was the yellow ranger, my name is Trini.
I was a teenager in high school, I was a teenager in high school, I was a teenager in high school, but I'm only 20.
Big head in a bottle, big head in a bottle, big head in a bottle, big blue head in a bottle.
And I was the black ranger, I was the black ranger, I was the black ranger, and I'm a black guy.

I was once a power ranger!
And I was a power ranger who knew some kung-fu.
I was once a power ranger!
And I was once better than you!

I was the red ranger, I was the red ranger, I was the red ranger, my name is Jason.
Monsters on the moon, monsters on the moon, monsters on the moon, there are monsters on the moon.
Gay robot that talked, gay robot that talked, gay robot that talked, there's a gay robot that talked.
And I was the pink ranger, I was the pink ranger, I was the pink ranger, and I'm a hot girl.

I was once a power ranger!
And I was a power ranger who knew some kung-fu.
I was once a power ranger!
And I was once better than you!

GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
Track Name: Cyanide Sugar Bear
Cyanide sugar bear
Drinks the wine, cuts the hair
He might be a little insane
But he is awfully tame!

Cyanide sugar bear
Drinks the wine, cuts the hair
Cuts your throat!

Happy bears, drinking beers
Dripping down their long hair
Cyanide knows his rights
Cuts the bears with his bloody knife!

Cyanide sugar bear
Drinks the wine, cuts the hair
Cuts your throat!

Little bear, sleepy fears
Scared of cyanide bears
Cyanide with his sugar kisses
Hope he doesn't visit your missus!

Cyanide sugar bear
Drinks the wine, cuts the hair
Cuts your throat

Cuts my throat
Cuts your throat
Cuts my throat
Cuts your throat
Cuts my throat
Cuts your throat
Cuts my throat
Cuts your throat
Track Name: Toxie
Got a mop in my hand
And I'm happy as shit.
Got a shit-eating grin
And I'm happy as shit.
I get made fun of every day
Yet I'm happy as shit.
I fell into toxic waste
AND I'M SICK OF IT!

I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOXIE
I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOXIE

Ripped the face off a she-man
And I'm happy as shit.
Killed him and his friends
And I'm happy as shit.
I'll waste anyone who's not legit
And I'm happy as shit.
The mayor's a fat prick
AND I'M SICK OF IT!

I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOXIE
I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOXIE
I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOXIE
I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICKED!

My girlfriend's a blind chick
And I'm happy as shit.
She likes to touch my prick
That makes me happy as shit!
I live in a dump
AND IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT!
I ripped out the mayor's stomach
'CAUSE I'M SICK OF IT!

I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOXIE
I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOXIE
I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOXIE
I'm T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICKED!
Track Name: BFG
[Commander: ]
You are a part of an special unit of space marines that have been charged to go up to the moon of Mars, Phobos. The scientists have somehow opened up a hole to hell. You and the other marines must kill the undead scientists and anything that comes out that hole. Grab your gun, and prepare for war.

[DOOMGUY: ]
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
I've got a BIG FUCKING GUN!
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
I've got a BIG FUCKING GUN!
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
I've got a BIG FUCKING GUN!
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
I've got a BIG FUCKING GUN!

[Commander: ]
Your unit has fallen, and the hordes of demons have become undead soldiers for hell. You are the sole survivor. You and you alone must destroy Phobos and everything that stands in your way. The forces of hell must not reach Earth! Get what you need, and prepare for war.

Now...
Now...
Now...
NOW!

The charges have been set, the timer is ready with 10 seconds. Make your way to the warp station...don't let anything stop you, DOOMGUY! Grab your gun, armor, and any ammo you can find. Make sure that they all pay for what they've done, and get ready for war.

[DOOMGUY: ]
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
I've got a BIG FUCKING GUN!
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
I've got a BIG FUCKING GUN!
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
I've got a BIG FUCKING GUN!
Nowhere to run
Nowhere to hide
I've got a BIG FUCKING GUN!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.....
Goodbye.
Track Name: Objection!
Objection! Objection!
Objection! Objection!
Objection! Objection!
Objection against you!

Objection! Objection!
Objection! Objection!
Objection! Objection!
Objection against you!

Objection! Objection!
Objection! Objection!
Objection! Objection!
Objection against you!

Objection! Objection!
Objection! Objection!
Objection! Objection!
Objection against me?
Track Name: Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! FIGHT!

Oh,
Let's fight in circle or a crowd,
Let's fight when no one is around.
Let's fight for our lives,
Let's fight with our bloody knives.
Let's fight to see who's right,
Let's fight, let's fight tonight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! FIGHT!

Oh,
Let's fight to prove a point,
Let's fight to rock this joint.
Let's fight cause we're all sick,
Let's fight, you fucking dick!
Let's fight to test your might,
Let's fight, let's fight tonight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
FIGHT!

Let's fight...
Let's fight...
Let's fight...
Let's fight...
LET'S FIGHT!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! FIGHT!
Track Name: Mulberry St.
I've seen a horse with no name.
(Okay, okay, okay!)
I've seen a reindeer pulling his sleigh.
(Okay, okay, okay!)
And I've seen 'em being so damn fleet,
Because, yeah, I've seen it all on Mulberry Street!

I've seen a zebra pulling a train.
(Okay, okay, okay!)
It was too much to fit inside your brain.
(Okay, okay, okay!)
And I've got a secret nobody can beat
Because, yeah, I've done it all on Mulberry Street!

I've done it all! (He's done it all!)
I've seen it all! (He's seen it all!)
I've done it all on Mulberry Street.
I'll do it all. (He'll do it all!)
I know it all. (He knows it all!)
I know it all on Mulberry Street.

I've seen the people laugh, I've heard 'em cry.
(Okay, okay, okay!)
A purple elephant with fun in his eyes.
(Okay, okay, okay!)
And I'm not trying to be discreet,
Because it happened to me on Mulberry Street!

I've seen the policemen taking turns doing tricks.
(Okay, okay, okay!)
I've heard the band being LOUDER THAN SHIT!
(Okay, okay, okay!)
And it's a secret nobody will beat,
Because we've done it all on Mulberry Street.

I've done it all! (He's done it all!)
I've seen it all! (He's seen it all!)
I've seen it all on Mulberry Street.
I'll do it all. (He'll do it all!)
I know it all. (He knows it all!)
I know it all on Mulberry Street.

I've done it all! (He's done it all!)
I've seen it all! (He's seen it all!)
I've seen it all on Mulberry Street.
I'll do it all. (He'll do it all!)
I know it all. (He knows it all!)
I know it all on Mulberry Street.

Mulberry Street!
MULBERRY-
Track Name: Zombies Ate My Neighbors (But I Still Hunger 4 U)
I met the cutest girl the other week.
She was just my type, so perfect and meek.
I asked her out to the spring dance.
Then a zombie came along and bit her in the ass!
Oh, because, because, because...

Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I still hunger for you.
Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I'll still date you.
Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I still love you.
Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I still hunger for you.

I want to take you to the park for someone to eat.
She smells like a piece of rotting flesh and meat.
It's not necrophilia, it's nymphomania.
And I won't let any boy living or dead come near her.
Oh, because, because, because...

Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I still hunger for you.
Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I'll still date you.
Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I still love you.
Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I still...
I still hunger...
Oh, I still hunger for you!

She doesn't want me for my physique, she wants my brain.
This rotting girl is driving me friggin' insane.
She doesn't bother me when she takes a bite,
'Cause after I turn we'll have our undead afterlives.
Oh, because, because, because...

Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I still hunger for you.
Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I'll still date you.
Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I still love you.
Zombies may have ate my neighbors, but I still...
I still hunger...
Oh, I still hunger for you!
Track Name: Wally Bear and the No Gang
Wally bear, Wally bear,
Wally bear ride your skateboard!
Wally bear, Wally bear,
Wally bear ride your skateboard!
Wally bear, Wally bear,
Wally bear they're trying to kill you!

Ride your skateboard!
Ride your skateboard!
Ride your skateboard!
Ride! They're trying to kill you, they're trying to kill you!

Wally bear, Wally bear,
Wally bear say NO, NO, NO! (YES! YES! YES!)
Wally bear, Wally bear,
Wally bear say NO, NO, NO! (YES! YES! YES!)
Wally bear, Wally bear,
Wally bear say NO, NO, NO! (YES! YES! YES!)
Wally bear, Wally bear,
Wally bear they're trying to kill you!

Ride your skateboard!
Ride your skateboard!
Ride your skateboard!
Ride! They're trying to kill you, they're trying to kill you!

Ride, ride, ride!
Ride, ride, ride!
Lizards doing heroin!
Rabbits popping pills!
They're all evil, and they're all....AUGH!
Track Name: Cowborg
Za-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
Za-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
Za-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
Za-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...
COWBORG!
Track Name: Hop On Pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop

Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop

I pay, my day,
She likes to play when I pay.
I come, she comes,
She only comes when I come.
My toy, her joy,
She likes to play with my toys.
I thump, she jumps,
She only jumps when I-
She only jumps when I-
She only jumps when I-

Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop

Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop

I sing, she swings,
She only dances when I sing.
She shouts, she cries,
She cries when I eat all her pie.
I say, she obeys,
She does everything I say,
I pump, she jumps,
She only jumps when I-
She only jumps when I-
She only jumps when I-

Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop

Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
Hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop
It's a lot of fun to hop on pop

She likes to call me pop
She likes to call me pop
She likes to call me-
Track Name: Dr. Mario
[Dr. Mario: ]
Here we go!

I am Dr. Mario and I've the cure for you.
Just lay down on the table and we'll see what we can do.
It might hurt a little but it's something you can bear,
You have been infected by a DYNAMITE PLEASURE CHAIR! So-

[Nurse: ]
Dr. Mario is a doctor you can trust.
He'll give you lots of medicine,
So you don't combust.
So turn your head and cough.
Turn your head and cough.
Drop your pants and turn around
And turn your head and cough.

[Dr. Mario: ]
You have creepy-crawlies living deep inside your spleen.
Dr. Mario will make all your insides clean.
My brother Luigi doesn't have his PhD,
So as far as doctors go I guess you're stuck with me! So-

[Nurse: ]
Dr. Mario is a doctor you can trust.
He'll give you lots of medicine,
So you don't combust.
So turn your head and cough.
Turn your head and cough.
Drop your pants and turn around
And turn your head and cough.
Track Name: Why Don't You Make Like a Tree and Get Outta Here!
I was late for school again.
The doc is up to no good again.
He has a tricked-out DeLorean,
And stole some plutonium.

I'm going back to the future!
I'm going back to the future!
I'm going back to the future!
I'm going back, I'm going back...

Don't fall in love with me, mom.
My father is a peeping tom.
Jerks at high school like to beat him up.
The doctor believes lighting will strike the clock.

I'm going back to the future!
I'm going back to the future!
I'm going back to the future!
I'm going back, I'm going back...
I'm going back, I'm going back...
I'm going back, I'm going back...

I'm gonna make you fall in love
At the enchantment under the sea festival.
I'll play guitar, I'll make everybody swing dance.
I'll get back to my girlfriend and outta the past!

I'm going back to the future!
I'm going back to the future!
I'm going back to the future!
I'm going back, I'm going back...
I'm going back, I'm going back...
I'm going back, I'm going back...

Going back...
Going back...
Track Name: I Wanna Be a Cagefighter
I'm gonna be a cagefigher,
I train, like, every day.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can one day get laid.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can finally wear that thong.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
That's the reason I wrote this song!
HA HA HA!

I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
I'm gonna rule the world.
I'm gonna beat anyone who faces me,
I'm gonna have a hot, hot girl.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I don't have to take your shit.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can be a giant dick!

[JP:] Brett, What do you want to be?
[Brett:] I wanna be a cowboy on the plains of the wild, wild, west.
[JP:] Well, that sounds like a piece of cow shit, my friend.
Dan, what about you?
[Dan:] I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
[JP:] Dude, I won that title, like, years ago.
Nick, what about you?
[Brutal:] STENOG!
[JP:] Uh...I think you're on the wrong side of the court proceedings there, buddy...
Well, in the end, I think there's nothing you guys can ever be.
Because in the end you should only be -
A cage fighter!
That's right!
HA HA HA!

I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
I'm gonna rule the world.
I'm gonna beat anyone who faces me,
I'm gonna have a hot, hot girl.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I don't have to take your shit.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can be a giant dick!

[JP:] All right, Brett, what's your second choice?
[Brett:] I wanna be an astronaut and explore the depths of Uranus.
[JP:] That sounds pretty fucking gay, dude...
All right, Dan, what's your second choice?
[Dan:] I wanna be the one percent and not pay any taxes.
[JP:] Yeah, you're sure one percent of SOMETHING, all right.
All right...Nick, what do you want to be?
[Brutal:] STENOG!
[JP:] Well I guess if at first you don't succeed, keep failing and failing time and time again.
Well, in the end, there's only one thing any of you can be...
And that's a cage fighter, my friends!
HA HA HA!

I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
I'm gonna rule the world.
I'm gonna beat anyone who faces me,
I'm gonna have a hot, hot girl.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I don't have to take your shit.
I'm gonna be a cagefighter,
So I can have a cowbell solo!
That's right, a cowbell solo, right fucking now, RIGHT NOW!

(cowbell solo)

Uh..uh..uh!
I got a fever...and the only cure...is some more cowbell...
Yeah, give me some more cowbell!
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!

Yeah, CAGE FIGHTER!
Ooh, a CAGE FIGHTER!
[Brett:] CAGE FIGHTER!
[Dan:] Yeah, CAGE FIGHTER!
[Brutal:] STENOG!
[JP:] Really, dude? Ugh.